Gregory Gray – Andorf’s best friend and downstairs neighbor

Rena – A revolutionary who disappears, Gregory’s girlfriend

Ayla – A five-year-old in a near future

Andorf Johnson – The main protagonist

Chester – An old soothsayer

Sergeant Rudy Ginzbug – A radical militant

Brutus Bittner – Andorf’s childhood rival resurfaces

Wretched Wanda – Front desk worker at the govmt center

Fat Max(well) Okinawa – on loan from the Hotot Empire

Wilhelm Mattigan – Andorf’s paranoid childhood friend

Zeeshan – Owns and manages the local surplus store

Brett Conyers – One of Andorf’s childhood friends

Serin Gray – Andorf’s love, dark as the color in her name

Mila – Adopted stowaway in a near future

Binky – Pet bunny with a telepathic link to Andorf

Linton – A Toxidian party leader

Victoria – A sexy escort in the E-Con headquarters

Richard Rococo – E-Con party boss

Bonnie – Serin’s preacher aunt

Souder – Tall detective from the Records office

Kannady – Souder’s pudgy partner

Sven – Aging old man in Gregory’s vacant apartment

Holder – Leader of the Bogus Boat People gang

Pinky – Gang member who favors Andorf

Pinscher – Evil government agent a snake-like personality

Dinmont – Pinscher’s partner (one of the Dirty Dogs)

Malcomb – Lurking man assigned to keep tabs on Andorf

Smiley – Gang member who despises Andorf

Muriel – Receptionist at the empire’s Crimes Division

Riley – Young tech-minded revolutionary

Francis – Revolutionary, Riley’s older brother

Leigh – Francis’ wife

Kaylis – Riley’s high-strung wife

Eme(Rica) Khan – Queen bee of the Canine Empire

Jimmy – Fumbling guard at the Cos Sanitarium

Joe – Jimmy’s partner

Amy – A young, free-spirited girl

Roger – Amy’s cautious boyfriend

Gandy – A young man disallowed starship access

Captain Thom Mallory – first captain of the S.S. Atlantis

Murray – Captain Thom’s first mate

Pol – Skilled radioman aboard the S.S. Atlantis

Peter – Navigator aboard the S.S. Atlantis

Siros – Conscience of the S.S. Atlantis

Darby – Wilhelm’s wife

Thom Mallory – Doomed captain of the S.S. Atlantis
Andorf Johnson – main character and Goshi
Binky – Andorf’s pet bunny
Pol – Skilled radioman of the S.S. Atlantis
Peter – Navigator of the S.S. Atlantis
Murray Barnwell – Captain Thom’s first mate
Atlas – A gypsy who befriends Andorf
Mila – A stowaway child aboard the S.S. Atlantis
Serin – Andorf and Brutus’ shared wife
Siros – conscience of the S.S. Atlantis
Ayla – Andorf’s newborn, twin to Sarak
Brutus – Chief Engineer on the S.S. Atlantis
Kaylis – a nervous medical tech
Jasmine – head nurse in sick bay
Sarak – Andorf’s newborn, twin to Ayla
Gregory Gray- Andorf’s technically-minded best friend
Turk – Commander of the armada
Burak – Turk’s first mate aboard the S.S. Aegean
Argent – Abrasive captain of the S.S. Phoenix
Rita Ambrosia – A four-foot-eight councilwoman
Robert Foos – Commander of Titan Station
George Harrison – Alias of an intruder
Jerry Georgison – Pipefitter aboard the S.S. xxx
Anel – Turk’s wife
Mamooshka – Anel’s prized pet bunny
Tre(bylor)shan – A vocal and shunned councilman
Nicki Foos – Robert Foos’ domineering sister
Jobriah Cates – Captain during captain Murray’s absence

What the hell is a spork?