Gregory Gray – Andorf’s best friend and downstairs neighbor
Rena – A revolutionary who disappears, Gregory’s girlfriend
Ayla – A five-year-old in a near future
Andorf Johnson – The main protagonist
Chester – An old soothsayer
Sergeant Rudy Ginzbug – A radical militant
Brutus Bittner – Andorf’s childhood rival resurfaces
Wretched Wanda – Front desk worker at the govmt center
Fat Max(well) Okinawa – on loan from the Hotot Empire
Wilhelm Mattigan – Andorf’s paranoid childhood friend
Zeeshan – Owns and manages the local surplus store
Brett Conyers – One of Andorf’s childhood friends
Serin Gray – Andorf’s love, dark as the color in her name
Mila – Adopted stowaway in a near future
Binky – Pet bunny with a telepathic link to Andorf
Linton – A Toxidian party leader
Victoria – A sexy escort in the E-Con headquarters
Richard Rococo – E-Con party boss
Bonnie – Serin’s preacher aunt
Souder – Tall detective from the Records office
Kannady – Souder’s pudgy partner
Sven – Aging old man in Gregory’s vacant apartment
Holder – Leader of the Bogus Boat People gang
Pinky – Gang member who favors Andorf
Pinscher – Evil government agent a snake-like personality
Dinmont – Pinscher’s partner (one of the Dirty Dogs)
Malcomb – Lurking man assigned to keep tabs on Andorf
Smiley – Gang member who despises Andorf
Muriel – Receptionist at the empire’s Crimes Division
Riley – Young tech-minded revolutionary
Francis – Revolutionary, Riley’s older brother
Leigh – Francis’ wife
Kaylis – Riley’s high-strung wife
Eme(Rica) Khan – Queen bee of the Canine Empire
Jimmy – Fumbling guard at the Cos Sanitarium
Joe – Jimmy’s partner
Amy – A young, free-spirited girl
Roger – Amy’s cautious boyfriend
Gandy – A young man disallowed starship access
Captain Thom Mallory – first captain of the S.S. Atlantis
Murray – Captain Thom’s first mate
Pol – Skilled radioman aboard the S.S. Atlantis
Peter – Navigator aboard the S.S. Atlantis
Siros – Conscience of the S.S. Atlantis
Darby – Wilhelm’s wife
Thom Mallory – Doomed captain of the S.S. Atlantis
Andorf Johnson – main character and Goshi
Binky – Andorf’s pet bunny
Pol – Skilled radioman of the S.S. Atlantis
Peter – Navigator of the S.S. Atlantis
Murray Barnwell – Captain Thom’s first mate
Atlas – A gypsy who befriends Andorf
Mila – A stowaway child aboard the S.S. Atlantis
Serin – Andorf and Brutus’ shared wife
Siros – conscience of the S.S. Atlantis
Ayla – Andorf’s newborn, twin to Sarak
Brutus – Chief Engineer on the S.S. Atlantis
Kaylis – a nervous medical tech
Jasmine – head nurse in sick bay
Sarak – Andorf’s newborn, twin to Ayla
Gregory Gray- Andorf’s technically-minded best friend
Turk – Commander of the armada
Burak – Turk’s first mate aboard the S.S. Aegean
Argent – Abrasive captain of the S.S. Phoenix
Rita Ambrosia – A four-foot-eight councilwoman
Robert Foos – Commander of Titan Station
George Harrison – Alias of an intruder
Jerry Georgison – Pipefitter aboard the S.S. xxx
Anel – Turk’s wife
Mamooshka – Anel’s prized pet bunny
Tre(bylor)shan – A vocal and shunned councilman
Nicki Foos – Robert Foos’ domineering sister
Jobriah Cates – Captain during captain Murray’s absence
What the hell is a spork?